devon sawa got really fat, you guys.

ummmmm. watch this trailer. now watch it again. this is a real movie, dudes. i know this because my friend kidnapped me for a mental health day. AND IT WAS PERFECT. we basked in the beach, frolicked in the waves ala baywatch style, laughed at gross gay guy's super speedo thongs. made delish tacos. then of course, topped it all off with a redbox movie. CREATURE OF DARKNESS. ashley's plot was to the tee "basically devon sawa got fat and there's a guy in a dark cloak running around and their friend falls in a hole in the ground. oh, and there's this alien thing." she neglected to mention the badass dirtbiking and top notch thespian work, but bonus points for matthew lawrence co-starring for about 6 scenes. (don't pretend you don't know, joey's younger eyebrow brother? although now he has a faux hawk thing, soooo that's cool).

anyway. yeah, as badass as this trailer is i would prob advise to not redbox this flick. i mean, maybe if you're stoned or something, but even with 2 glasses of merlot i was bored after 8 minutes. there were some pretty radical one line zingers, though. and it is kinda worth it to witness how chubster mr. sawa became. all the girlies are sporting skanky booty shorts and camis where he's in a long sleeve flannel even after kicking alien ass for 2 days. plus, there's a dope ass hip hop joint at the ending credits. AND the behind the scenes reel? (i wish i was kidding when i said i watched it for 12 minutes before i turned to my friends and said, 'dude this is stupid, why are we watching this'). anyway. maybe you should watch it. i dunno. OH AND THE ALIEN'S SECRET WEAPON IS A HUMAN VERTEBRAE. SO ACTUALLY YOU DO NEED TO SEE THIS.

FATSAWA.