men i want to date : joseph gordon-levitt

well, at least i know i have zilch chance in billions of ever nabbing this gorgeous thespian, but what the hell. who cares. for a while i was against jumping on the JGL bandwagon just b/c he grossed me out as that nerdy kid on that alien show with the dad with the bug eyes and the man woman mom, but my female body parts are undeniably in a frenzy whenever i see this cutie's sexy squinty eyes and dissheveled mane. let's face it, joseph gordon-levitt is definitely one dude i def wanna date (screw).

reasons why i wanna date JGL:

1. he is undeniably smoking hot.
2. he was on an episode of quantum leap - that, in my opinion, is pretty badass.
3. he was george on roseanne, i bet he's got some funny deej stories for a first date.
4. it doesn't matter if he has his hair grown out, middle length, or buzz cut, it always looks damn good.
5. he went to college, so he's no mimbo. columbia, at that, so the only thing sexier than JGL might be his brain (but i doubt it).
6. did you see 500 days of summer? sometimes i wish i didn't, but that scene where he drunkenly karaokes to the pixies' 'here comes your man' made my heart melt even though it was totally not real. (but i wish it was, the first man to karaoke this or any pixies song to me will win my hand in marriage, or at least get laid).
7. i just saw a picture of him this week from shooting his current film and he had accidently flipped his bike and landed thru a cab rear window. his arm was very very bloody. part a) blood is sexy on a man, part b) he was smiling about it.
8. JGL is only 2 years my senior, so he's probz more suiting for me than former past men i'd like to date, say like, danny devito or bill murray
9. i want to kiss his face. every single minute. every single day.
10. i read somewhere that he smokes pot sometimes, but not too much, just like, once a month. i bet when he does smoke weed, he geeks out and giggles a lot. this would be really cute, i think. plus, i bet he can afford some really good snacks.