is love at first sight real? how about if you've never actually seen said love in person? is that just creepy fantasy stalking? or is that tug in your heart strings and the weakness in your knees still as legit? fuck if i know man, but i don't have 10 reasons for wanting to date this particular beau. but that doesn't mean my heart doesn't thump like mad crazy when i see/hear this swedish gentleman. i've been a longtime fan of the swedish indie pop sensation the shout out louds since i first spun their 03 (or was it 04?) release 'howl howl gaff gaff'. i could go on and on and on about how influential their album was to me in my college years and how closely i've followed their musical career paths since. 07's 'our ill wills' and this year's 'work' were both stellar releases as well. but you know what? this isn't a music review. this is a man i wanna bone review. and boy oh boy, would i like to become better acquainted with adam olenius. does it matter that i didn't know this singer's name or see how fucking boneable he was in his video up until an hour ago? ab-so-lute-ly not.
reasons why i want to date adam olenius.
1. i'm pretty sure he's the most beautiful human being ever.
2. if he was with me, i prob wouldn't cry (for once) when listening to 'very loud'
3. i want to touch him. very. very. much.
4.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEEiJ8Pfch0
5. free shout out louds lullabys to sleep (preferably naked, in my bed)
6.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyYd9W3t_Hc
7. do i really need a reason #7? obviously this is the dude of my dreams. i can't come up with a single legitimate reason why i wanna go out with this dude other than the fact that he is an amazing sappy lyricist of an incredible pop band who happens to be fantastically boneable and i wanna do him. so yeah, adam olenius, let's go out sometime, yeah? i think i need to start a new column called 'men i want to bone' and leave super heartthrobs like this outta my clever 'men i want to date' posts. cuz. good lord.
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