JODI GETS A JOB (yeah right edition).

BEST. JOB OFFER. EVER. TOTALLY NOT A PYRAMID OR GET ANALLY RAPED SCHEME. (just kidding, but i laughed out loud after reading this email like 40 different times. specially the 'my child is a little sick in the intensive care unit. convicted?? as long as you learn from past mistakes, no big deal, you can live with us, (yet states its a work at home job in a diff paragraph contradiction).

god, job hunting is fun. let me know if you want this broad's email addy and i'll hook you up with this sweet gig.

Hi,


My name is Mrs Mary-Ann Edwards wife to Mr Dennis Edwards, I'll need your services as an Admin Assistant/personal assistant for my business in Chicago . We just moved in to town a couple of days ago before embarking on a trip sponsored by my husband's company. Presently we're on vacation on board on an European line cruiser sponsored by my husband's company and we'll be back soon before the end of this month or at the very beginning of next month. I own a Makeup Studio,Others Beauty is my business , and I have numerous customers around the states. I work from home for now and i also do home service. I wish i had my website up already so that you can know lil about me business but that's one of the reason why i need a P.A who will plan with me so that we can set everything up.

Kim is our only child and daughter and she plays a very important role in our family, ever since she was born,the family has never remained the same for good. There 're just the 4 (myself,my husband,my daughter and my husband's mom) of us in the house hopefully you will be the fifth person( If you choose to live with us cuz the position is open to both live-in and live-out).I have an offer for you to be my personal assistant and to help with business related issues and advice, also to to take care of my business for me whenever am not around in person. You can send in your updated resume/references in your next email. I want to let you know that we're having much fun out here, we would have love to call you but the networkreception on board is really poor because of the high tides for this particular period of the year. But we will try as much as possible to call you as soon as we get a better reception.

My daughter has been a little ill and she has been in the Intensive care Unit on board for the past two days, But I thank God she's is getting on fine and this will prompt us in coming home as soon as we get to shores.

We'd have loved to call you for a face-to-face interview but due to the present situation of things, we are unable to do this because i believe that is the best way. I'd like

you to get back to me as soon as you can because the earlier the better and let me know your schedules and timing that best fits your plans. You'll be working for about Fourty (40) hours weekly and below are your task/duties.

Below are few deatils of the job and i hope you can meet all of them satisfactory ....

* Reading and replying emails from customers

* Receiving of incoming calls & making of outgoing calls to customers

* Taking proper care of sales records

* Receiving payment from customers

* Sending out payment to my clients for supplies of cosmetics

I and my husband want to put things in place so you can start immediately we arrive from our vacation.

Below is our Offer & Requirements.
You'll be paid $20 per hr ($800.00 weekly). You'll be paid every other week or Monthly . So you do let me know which one you prefer.

1) You must be able to speak English Language..
2)Is your partners in support of this position for you.
3)You must have any references and achievements ?
4)Ever been convicted ?? Doesn't matter to me as long as you have realize your past mistakes and now a changed person.

I await your prompt response and as soon as i get your response, I will write back to let you know if you have the job or not.

Best Regards.

Ms. Mary-Ann Edwards
Managing Director & C.E.O