i don't know if it's b/c i indulged in alcohol last evening, got a tiny bit emotional, am super scared of getting my haircut today or if it's simply anxiety in anticipation of my hubby coming to visit me today (A-R-L-O!!! come to liar's club tonite for delectable shenaniganry), but i could not sleep worth a damn last night. and when i did, well, i had this really shitty dream.
i was writing for venus, which i do. and my girlfriend got a writing assignment with them too. cool! but her one assignment was only about 15 words. and she got priority over me in any future assignments even though she made it blatantly clear she didn't give a damn about the publication. ok. well, she got hired! permanently! as a full staff writer! ok. this STILL isn't the shitty part of the dream. apparently, i had an assignment to write a feature on robyn. (which i did in real life! zany, yes?). and something here or there got mixed up and i had a phone interview with her and noone told me about it so i nearly missed it! i told my editor i was done with the assignment, she accepted it and was like, "well how is this complete without the interview? it's supposed to be in 20 minutes."
i freaked out! and then the editor called robyn and said i wasn't feeling well and we'd have to reschedule. but then i got an email directly from robyn wishing me health and to feel better and that we'd talk soon. then i was elated. but then my editor realized she made a mistake and i wasnt supposed to interview robyn, she cancelled the interview, i didn't get to talk to my dream pop goddess, and then i was at a girl i knew in grade school's grandma's house and the girl came out as a lesbian and i had to eat some nasty ass strogenoff.
THE HORROR!!
so i woke up this morning, blue mascara caking my eyes shut. throbbing headache. scared to get my haircut. anxious to see my boo. sad about dumb shit. and now i'm laying in bed feeling gross wishing robyn was my friend in real life, but grateful that my real life friend doesn't have my dream job.
weird. word. what?
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