men i want to date : adam scott

ok, so up until last night i didn't even know this dude by his real name, just by his weird face. but i think i'm in love with him, so who cares, right? i'm not sure i can even muster up 10 real reasons i wanna date this homeboy, but i think i'm in love with his face so i will just make some things up in attempts of being funny and fail really bad. ok? good, it's settled then.

reasons why i want to date adam scott:

1. he has a pentagon shaped face
2. i've had a crush on him since i first saw his face.
3. he's  so ugly and quirky looking i want to rape his guts out it's so adorable
4. have you ever seen 'party down'???? that shit is hilarious!
5. he's friends with paul rudd so could probably hook me up with him if our date didn't work out so well
6. i've always been intrigued by older men (not really), so this could be my one old dude date (i think he's like, 37?)
7. not only was he in an episode of law and order, but also boy meets world, so i could get intros to both the old dude cop with glasses and ben savage. AWESOME.
8. he looks extremely nerdy and skinny and ya'll know how i go for them types
9. he's got a lot of acting work, so could probably afford to pay for my drinks
10. he was on an episode or two of parks and recreation so we could invite aziz ansari to join us