whoooookay. so i totally thought i already devoted an entry to mr. rudd, so i never really looked back on to verify it or not. but i guess now, sitting here on the hottest night in the world, rapping lil wayne songs into my box fan in my underpants, i realized it's the perfect time to dedicate a post to this sexiness. totally geeky. very much wimpy bro wing man type. i got nothin but infatuation for them lil white boy cheeks. hell, i'll even forgive him for boning his sister on clueless.
reasons why i wanna date paul rudd:
1. umm, he's hot.
2. after role models, he's def got a pretty good handle on the whole larping thing.
3. even though he was a creepy perv, he was in clueless and that movie rulez.
4. he's friends with adam scott (another guy i'd like to date)
5. he just strikes me as the type of polite dapper man who could stand to meet my creepy mom, and hell, probably even smile while doing it.
6. how adorable would it be to be cuddling in a kitty paul rudd sandwich????? GOOD GOD I JUST PUKED RAINBOWS OUT OF MY EYE SOCKETS.
7. he could probably introduce me to steve carrell and that would be pretty cool.
8. he seems like he'd be a good music fest partner in crime.
9. if the first date conversation sucked, we could always just make out.
10. if we hit it off and got hitched, my last initial would still be R and Rudd really isn't that diff than Root, so that'd be pretty convenient.
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