. be prepared to intercept several spelling errors, lower caps and grammatically incorrect phrases and words that don’t mean what I want them to (at least according to that ho-bag Merriam Webster, anyway).
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
tear stains are like, totally sick.
http://www.angelsglow.com/angels-glow-success.php?offset=15
you could spend literally, hours, flipping through the photo gallery of "success stories" on angels' glow tear stain removal product page. (i know, i have. thanks, corporate america). for the sake of this post, i only got around to the 3rd page which is what i've linked above, scroll down to the fourth dog, that's my favorite one.
SERIOUSLY HOW GROSS! i hate little 'purse dogs' to begin with, never have been huge on dogs really to begin with as the crazy cat lady i am (there are exceptions, of course). but how nasty are those little white bitches with brown crusty slimey TEAR STAINS?? (i never knew they were called tear stains, but i find it absolutely hilarious so i will continue to reference to these disgusting markings by their proper name if only for the sake of me chuckling aloud to myself at 12:31 am.
anyway. tear stains. that's all i got. if any of you are really bored and have a dumbass sense of humor like me and my former partner in crime in cubicle procrastination, courtney meeker, then hopefully you will enjoy these sickly eyeball photographs. otherwise, hell, maybe yer pooch needs some. in which case, yer welcome.
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cats get tear stains too Jodifer
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