men i want to date : gucci mane

ok. i may be prematurely jumping the gun on this one and may be more infatuated with the idea of SAYING i went on a date with gucci mane vs actually wanting to go on a date with this ridonkulous hip hop dude, but whatever. it's a post and i'm gonna roll with it b/c i've been on a mega gucci MANE kick the past few days.

reasons why i want to go on a date with gucci mane:

1. he's all over lil wayne's mixtapes, so if our date wouldn't work out, he could help me implement my life long dream of carrying lil wayne's seed.
2. he's got his own t-shirts "free gucci mane"
3. he has a horrendously disgusting grill. (if i asked really nicely or freestyled for him, maybe he would get me a matching one!)
4. his joint with big boi is hella tight
5. i bet if he really liked me he'd be all up on gifting me knock off gucci so then i could show it off to all my friends and when they'd say 'ohmygod jodi, where'd you get that gucci???' i could say, 'oh, its just from my boyfriend, GUCCI MANE' so it'd be an ego booster to him and a free purse for me. win/win.
6. his name is radrick, so if we got hitched i bet i could convince him to take my last name, radrick root. i like the sounds of that.
7. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SICK BART SIMPSON BLING NECKLACE HE WEARS? I WANNA STEAL IT!
8. homie's track 'wasted' is my new fave baller anthem. he and i could get wasted together.
9. i could once again be the talk of the town of argyle for 'dating a black guy'
10. dude, how many white girls from wiscompton are taken seriously for freestyling? that's right, none. but i could EASILY be the first if my first single was co-spit with the help of GUCCI MANE.