my new black boyfriend.

small towns are really funny.

i just spent the last 12 hours getting caught up on old times with one of my fave people in the world who i (quite honestly) never really thought i'd see ever again. i guess special suprises do arise after all. it appears i may actually reside with my pal and it's been since 8th grade since we last rode our bicycles around the village and got up to no good.

day-time whiskey consumption, a couple pbrs and a good ole' spaghetti dinner was the perfect equation for the perfect day. so much laughing and reminiscing my belly actually aches. noone else in the world would quite understand the laffs we had, even our fellow former argylian peers. so it was nice.

the topper of it all was a random text message i received from another old pal which read, "btw, just thought you'd like to know you're the talk of argyle and word is you are dating a black guy. GASP." this makes me laugh. a lot. b/c A) i actually never have dated a "black guy," although now i really wish i was. B) how i moved out of argyle some 9 years ago but am the "talk of the town" is beyond me. C) where the fuck do people get their ideas? D) who gives the fuck who i date? E) doesn't anyone in argyle know they have a 'black' president?

i guess maybe someone from a-town reads this here lil blog and saw my aspirations for bedding lil wayne and assumed it for truth. MAN OH MY GOD. i need to start a rumor that i'm impregnated with lil wayne's baby. that would be the best - mostly because my mom would believe it.

at least i know i'm still relevant and a hot topic. it's sad/disgusting/horrible that people from my neck of the woods are so feable minded and idiotic, but it's also hilarious to think of these gross redneck losers yakking about me being a 'city gal' dating 'colored folk.'

ohhhh shit. regardless, today was great. remembering some silly stories and being grateful for escaping and somehow grasping sanity, a level of street smarts i didn't always have, even if that means being willing to "date a black guy."

ohhh, argyle. grow the fuck up.