so who says you have to touch/kiss on a first date? in this case, i am pretty darned certain there'd be no lip lockin' goin on, but that doesn't mean i still wouldn't love to go on a date with this dude. pretty sure it'd be a memorable experience, anyway. i heart danny devito.
reasons why i want to go on a date with danny devito:
1. twins! he could introduce me to ahnold
2. i bet if i asked really nicely, he'd dress up like shamus from its always sunny for our date with that awesome fake pony tail
3. homeboy gets sauced on lemondrop shots
4. he could tell me stories about throwing mama from the train
5. he likes pretty good music, or at least takes advantage of his celeb status to show up at all the cool indie music fests
6. i think it'd be funny to tower over a dude
7. ggggrrrlrlrlrlrrlrrrrlll go for it, go for it
8. i could call my mom and be like, 'you'll so never guess who i'm on a date with right now,' and she wouldn't.
9. i'm guessing danny devito would probably like the green eye.
10. i wouldn't have to put out.
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