men i want to date : bill murray

ok, so homeboy is old enough to probably be my grandfather. but i don't give one shiz. have you seen meatballs? i mean, DAMN! dude's hilarious. i will always have a daddy complex crush on bill murray. i don't care if his face looks like it was zapped in a microwave fourteen times and then left for dead. hell, i'll even forgive him for garfield.

reasons why i want to date bill murray:

1. i could assign 'are you ready for the summer' as his ringtone
2. he likes crashing random parties.
3. he was a ghostbuster, could prob hook me up with my old slimer ink stamp set
4. we could go on a romantic golf cart ride
5. babyruth bars.
6. we could party with wu-tang clan
7. he and my mom would probably get along pretty well
8. we could make fun of gwenyth paltrow
9. he could introduce me to jason schwartzman
10. he's bill fuckin murray.