i'm almost starting to run out of ideas for this post. i guess dating is prob one of the last things on my mind these days, but let's just say if i quit posting these, there are several celeb crush dates i could be missing out on. so i will stick to my guns and keep on keepin on. jason schwartzman wins this week becuase he's kewl. that is all.
reasons i want to go on a date with jason schwartzman:
1. he could introduce me to bill murray. (AND ted danson).
2. i could assign phantom planet's 'california' as his ringtone.
3. he's a little guy.
4. he's related to that there coppola family, so could prob score me some free bottles of the francis ford red blend wine. that shit's good.
5. we could laugh at how much his brother's band rooney sucks ass.
6. i could get free tix to the wes anderson films and prob some free dvds
7. i'm going to be living with a drummer and a drummer wannabe, so i'm sure if he came home with me, my roommates wouldn't mind. they could probably all jam together.
8. if i asked really nicely, he might even wear that nerdy hat to our date that he wears in rushmore.
9. he's incredibly geeky looking. i find geeky guys to be incredibly attractive.
10. i bet he'd buy me at least one drink and prob wouldn't even complain if i ordered a beer other than pbr. but at the same time, i don't think he'd hate on me for loving pbrs.
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