men i want to date : dwayne carter

anybody who knows me knows that my lifelong ambition is to get knocked up by weezy. then, money comes eezy, my baby can have grills, i'll get all the lil wayne albums/mixtapes before they're released, i'd still be free to date/get married to anyone else i want. i don't want a relationship with lil wayne, i'm not a fucktard. just bet he'd be easy to get in bed and then i wouldn't have to worry bout gettin' a job no more.

reasons why i want to date lil wayne:

1. he could rap a milli to me a milli times
2. i could be an honorary member of the cash money crew
3. i could impress him with my rendition of fireman
4. getting impregnated, thus never having to work again
5. he wants little kids to go to school and is a literacy advocate
6. he's served time. (that's hard).
7. whenever my phone would ring i'd have him answer the phone and spit rhymes to confuse people
8. free concert tickets (duh)
9. he's a martian
10. we're the same age, so i'm sure we have a lot in common.