Thursday, June 17, 2010

men i want to date : kanye west


yeah yeah yeah yeah, shut up. ya'll knew this one was inevitable. OF COURSE i'd wanna go on a date with yeezy, he's my boy. only the one and only egotistical greatness could pull off that autotune shiz from 808's and still get my hard earned cash in his pocket. love mr. west. always and forever. so as if ya didn't know already, behold.

reasons why i want to go on a date with kanye west:

1. he's got cool kicks.
2. george bush doesn't like black people.
3. he's a gay fish.
4. he cussed out taylor swift. (this made me laff til i was cryin').
5. chicago represent!
6. ummm, have you heard college dropout? graduation? them albums are fucking masterpieces.
7. he could introduce me to jay.
8. he could probably get molly a real pair of kanye glasses.
9. argyle would flip the fuck out.
10. kanye likes girls with big booties, so i'm confident i would fit the bill.

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