ok, well this particular gentleman is no longer a bachelor as i learned in his latest essay collection, eating the dinosaur, but a girl can dream yes? despite his nasty gross beard and squinty eyeballs, i think this would still be a pretty memorable date.
reasons why i want to date chuck klosterman:
1. he has glasses
2. his fiction blows (like mine!)
3. it'd be a pretty entertaining argument about metal music - he - #1 fan, me - not so much
4. he sounds so damn self deprecating in his essays i just wanna give him a big bear hug
5. he reminds me of a pabst blue ribbon kinda guy
6. he would give me his honest opinion as to whether or not i should give up on this writing game
7. i bet he likes pizza
8. he looks like a sleepy sheep dog.
9. we'd probably wind up getting really drunk
10. he resembles the epitomy of nerd.
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