this post needs no explanation. he looks like a cartoon character for christ's sake!!! hopefully one day one of my crushes will find my blog and ask me out. 'til then, ima continue sitting around my apartment half dressed with my head in the clouds, pretending this is normal. HEY EZRA KOENIG, WANNA KNOW WHY I THINK WE SHOULD GO STEADY?
reasons why i wanna date ezra koenig:
1) he could tell me who really gives a fuck about an oxford comma
2) i could borrow one of his polo shirts and take a piss on it
3) make-out seshes with a human japanime character, duh
4) he could introduce me to the discovery dudes and i could tell them how much i enjoyed the song 'orange shirt'
5) he could explain to me the relevance of 'the hills' and provide me with speidi's back story since i have no fucking clue what's going on there
6) he's usually sporting some pretty sweet shades
7) i could tell the town of argyle i'm dating a black guy.
8) we could go to rehab at debonair and i'd be even more hip than hollywood holt
9) i seriously can't stand his childhood looks. must. pinch. those. cheeks.
10) he could sing me songs to sleep, i bet he's a big cuddler.
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