this one's actually kind of (well, very) real. aziz is my homeboy. i have a page from death + taxes magazine ripped out and taped on my wall like i used to do with garbage/sublime articles in 8th grade. he's just wearing his adorable hoodie and being hilarious about diddy and twitter. *swoon*
reasons why i want to go on a date with aziz ansari:
1. i really wanna meet his little cousin harrison and talk about tnt knowing drama
2. so i could propose marriage
3. he could tell me zany tales about kanye and his stand-up routine at his party
4. i could tell him how i was the only one in the nearby crowd at sxsw in 2008 who recognized him bobbing his head on the back of the stage at the clipse show
5. he hates australians (new zealanders)
6. he wears hoodies and baggy jeans
7. i bet he'd be willing to leave me a hilarious voicemail greeting on my cell phone that would really throw off callers
8. he likes cvs
9. we could probably waste at least 7 minutes talking about the new beach house album
10. if i asked nicely, i bet he'd help me get more followers on twitter
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