method man would probably be a really funny first date. i mean, think about it. how could a prim and proper young lady such as myself keep from busting out into a gigglefest sitting across from homeboy in his doo-rag and baggy jeans?
i could do it. i mean, why not? he's got a pretty good curriculam vitae.
reasons why i would go on a date with method man:
1. he and redman probably have some pretty wild parties
2. he has his own theme song
3. he probably has at least one or two biggie stories
4. he guest starred on SVU - we could share mad christopher meloni love
5. soul plane - i mean, how cool would it be to introduce a star of the movie soul plane to your parents?
6. he could help me tweak my spittin' skillz
7. i'm sure dude would always have a spare 40 for a sista
8. it'd be an excuse to have gravel-pit as a ringtone
9. i could tell him bout the time i saw him and redman in 10th grade and they asked the crowd to "show their titties" and my overweight 16 year old pal nearly did.
10. i could say i went on a date with method man.
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